Simply Casual & Fun

The Sales Promotion Girl during SME Roadshow

Rizky — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:10:36 +0000

These are my favorite pictures of sales promotion girls during SME roadshow across 7 cities namely Jakarta, Bandung, Surabaya, Medan, Pontianak, Denpasar and Jogjakarta.

Wouldn’t you agree with me?

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Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and What It Really Means

Rizky — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:22:32 +0000

For your information (FYI). Means: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it.
Noted and returned. Means: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
Review and comment. Means: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
Action please. Means: Get yourself involved for me. Don’t worry, I’ll claim the credit.
For your necessary action. Means: It’s your headache now.
Copy to. Means: Here’s a share of my headache.
For your approval, please. Means: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
Action is being taken. Means: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
Your letter is receiving our attention. Means: I am trying to figure out what you want.
Please discuss. Means: I don’t know what the hell this is, so please brief me.
For your immediate action. Means: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
Please reply soon. Means: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
We are investigating/ processing your request with the relevant authorities. Means: They are causing the delay, not us.
Regards. Means: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.

Amusing Facts of Indonesia (2011)

Rizky — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:45:25 +0000

PT.PAL sukses bikin salahsatu kapal terbaik didunia "Star 50" berbobot 50,000 ton. Salah satu Negara yg pesan kapal ini adalah Singapura
Di singapura gamelan menjadi mata pelajaran wajib di SD pada hampir sebagian wilayahnya
Pabrik/manufaktur Mattel (boneka Barbie USA) hanya ada 2 di dunia yaitu di China dan di Jababeka,Cikarang
Brand internasional, Gucci, menggunakan kain tenun asli Indonesia sebagai bahan bakunya
Mobil terpopuler di Uni Emirat Arab adalah Toyota Kijang Innova yang sepenuhnya diproduksi di Indonesia
Bunga nasional Korea Utara yang amat popular, Kimilsungia, berasal dari Indonesia dan diberi nama oleh Presiden RI, Ir. Soekarno
Tahukah Anda, airbridge – tangga belalai menuju pintu pesawat yang menjadi tren di bandara-bandara dunia kali pertama dibuat oleh PT Bukaka, Indonesia
Pejuang HAM legendaris, bapak pembebasan Negara Afrika Selatan Nelson Mandela,setelah berhasil menghapus Apartheid di negerinya, mengakui bahwa perjuangannya itu diinspirasikan perjuangan Syekh Yusuf dari Makassar
Mercedes Benz, menggunakan knalpot buatan Indonesia, yang pengerjaannya sepenuhnya dilakukan di Purbalingga, Jawa Tengah
Presiden RI ke-3, BJ Habibie adalah pemegang 46 paten dibidang aeronautika dunia
David Foster mengaku lagu ciptaanya ‘To Love You More’ yang dibawakan Celine Dion terinspirasi dari musik Keroncong Indonesia
Menara Kuala Lumpur dirancang oleh putra Indonesia, Ir.Achmad Murdijat, alumni ITB
Indofood adalah produsen mie instan terbesar di dunia
Tas Bagteria made in Indonesia telah dijajakan diberbagai etalase di mall-mall kelas atas di 32 negara di seluruh penjuru dunia & dipakai Paris Hilton, Zara, Phillips,Emma Thomson & Audrey Tatou
3 jenis kopi andalan Starbucks di Seattle adalah: Sumatera, Java Mocha & Toraja Coffee
Koin Ringgit & passport Malaysia produksi PT PERURI
Seragam serdadu NATO diproduksi oleh PT Sritex

Awesome Fact of China (2011)

Rizky — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:09:54 +0000

China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes
… 53% of the world’s cement
… 48% of the world’s iron ore
… 47% of the world’s coal
… and the majority of just about every major commodity.

In 2010, China produced 11 times more steel than the United States.

New World Record: China made and sold 18 million vehicles in 2010.

China currently has the world’s fastest train and the world’s largest high-speed rail network.

China is currently the number one producer in the world of wind and solar power.

China currently controls more than 90% of the total global supply of rare earth elements.

In the past 15 years, China has moved from 14th place to 2nd place in the world in published scientific research articles.

China now possesses the fastest supercomputer on the globe.

At the end of March 2011, China accumulated US$3.04 trillion in foreign currency reserves – the largest stockpile on the entire globe.

The ‘Disorder’ in the American Court

Rizky — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 01:55:25 +0000

Image via RP

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said , ‘Where am I, Cathy?’

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?

WITNESS: He’s 20 , much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral..

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.