The Boss is always right.
If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
Those who work get more work.
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”.
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged
in pulling that person down.
If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.
When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
They are never talking about themselves.
It doesn’t matter what you do,
It only matters what you say you’ve done
and what you are going to do.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters
from a kick in the butt.
Don’t be irreplaceable.
If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
The more crap you put up with,
The more crap you are going to get.